Even if you never read it. I would be happy if you liked this page.
Proudly I look, proudly I see.
You are nothing, nothing like me.
But do not cry, do not feel sad.
Not being me is not that bad.
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Jeff and I made a deal
A long, long time ago.
Jeff would live life for real,
I would control the show.
As time went on nothing got done,
But who was really to blame?
We were both just having fun,
We are very much the same.
Eventually we both began
To fight and blame each other.
Jeff is now a family man
And I am not his brother.
Both of us regret, the day we made the deal.
Now it’s time to find out, which of us is real.
©2014 Jeff Smith – All Rights Reserved
Through the window everybody would look,
At you and the strange turn your life just took.
It happened quickly and caused you great pain.
You don’t remember, so let me explain.
I was relaxing inside the coffee shop,
When you came in and started blowing your top.
I was reading my “Best of Jeff Smith” book,
When you began yelling with a crazy look .
You had everybody in there scared of you,
They were so scared nobody knew what to do.
They asked you to get out, you said “hell no.”
That’s when I threw you out, through the window.
©2014 Jeff Smith – All rights reserved
Jeff grew up wealthy
When he was seven
He got a pet lion
That he named Kevin
Jeff and Kevin
Would always fight
That all ended
Just last night
It was over a cookie
That Kevin was eating
Jeff was so mad
He threatened a beating
Kevin kept eating
More than a few
Then he turned
And ate Jeff too
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